Rock Mulch

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Rock mulch sucks. I see why people use it: it doesn’t break down, it’s permanent, etc.  I don’t care, I hate it. As there is no such thing as a permanent planting, it should never be encased by plastic and rock. Unless you want weeds to grow: because they love rocks.

There us no easy way to remove rocks, either. A shovel and a wheelbarrow, by hand into cardboard boxes is probably the best way. Unless you can borrow someone’s Bobcat. Dale? Pretty please?

And what do you do with them when you are done? Craigslist? Freecycle? Whatever it takes: buttare via.

In two weeks, I will finally be able to move into my new, beautiful house. Although there is much work to be done (days of rock picking, on the outside alone!) I’m so looking forward to it.

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Hedging My Bets

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My awesome new house has come with a rather insubstantial “hedge.”  With each bush placed about six feet apart, I may actually pay off my law school loans before it actually grows together and provides some privacy.

As I was looking at pictures on my ever-changing digital picture frame (what a great invention!), I saw a quick glimpse of the Thai Garden at Olbrich Botanical Garden in Madison– and they had fronted their hedge with some gorgeous cannas and castor beans– what a great foliage contrast!  And inexpensive… I’ll have to try it.

Any other ideas?

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Rabbits and Why I Think They are Tasty

Rabbits are the new mice. Not that I used to eat mice (too many bones), but every time I have a chance to order rabbit at a restaurant I do it. Payback’s a …. anyway.

So the rabbits have decimated my new garden, annoyingly. Hordes of them. An entire rabbit colony has taken up residence in the long grass left by the last owners (thanks for that). They have snipped the new hostas, deadheaded the lilies (pre-bloom) and pruned the new viburnum. As in they snipped it off at ground level.

It would be one thing if they were eating it, as the mice do, but nope- I think they just get a savage pleasure of sharpening their teeth on my viburnum.

So, as with all things, here’s my

LIST OF PLANTS RABBITS DON’T LIKE (apparently, as of 8:24 a.m. on Memorial Day):
Lilacs
Hydrangeas
Daylilies
Monkshood
Peonies

Magnolia

List of plants Rabbits LIKE:
Verbena Bonarensis
Viburnum

Chrysanthemum Becky

Hostas (any kind will do)

I’m sure we’ll find out more as the season progresses.

I should note that I hate all things rabbit, but when I found a warren of baby bunnies in the front lawn, I didn’t mow over it.  Damn bunnies are so cute.  And as with a lot of  cute things: super-frustrating.

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Over-enthusiasm

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Things you should not do when you buy a new house: buy a ton of plants that you don’t have a place to plant. I have many plants currently living on the patio of my condo. It is not ideal.

Restraint has never been my strong suit.

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Dirt.

I love dirt.  I’d bet that most good gardeners do.  I told SC the other day that I actually love making garden beds probably more than I like planting them.

With good soil, everything is easier.  Plants grow better, they are easier to plant, weeds are easier to pull.  There are fewer bugs, too: good soil management (I think) reduces the need for pesticides.

I like garden soil to look like chocolate cake mix.  Dark brown, fluffy, and you should be able to easily drop a spade in it and it will stay.

It is also (unlike so much of life) so easy to fix.  I’ve done double digging, I’ve done straight- up earth removal and replacement with gorgeousness, but I think by far the best way to grow a beautiful garden is this: layered sheet composting.

The upfront downside: your neighbors will hate you (at first).  It’s really ugly.  But I have plenty of other friends anyway.

So here’s how I do it:

First- magazines.  As indulgent BF knows, I get too many.  Plan out where you want your garden bed and just lay the magazines on the ground over the grass.  Then turn the hose on them.  Get them disgustingly soaking wet.

Next: branches and stupid cuttings: rose bush cuttings, sod hunks (that are dried!  You don’t want more grass in your new bed).   Old socks.  Cat hair.  Human hair. Shredded Credit Card offers. Leaves.  Straw. If you are going to put weeds in there they should 1) not have seeds on them and 2) be dried.  Add some green stuff too, like grass clippings, tulip foliage, perennial deadheads, pineapple tops… you get the idea.

Then: Peat.  I know it’s not cool, but it works.  You could substitute coconut coir if you have it.

Then: Manure.  (you can see why your neighbors will hate you.)  Or Compost.

If you have some extra garden soil hanging around, so much the better.

Edge the bed and let it sit.  It’s best to do this in the fall, because you can throw some bulbs in the bed right now and they will be happy as clams next year when this doesn’t look like such an ugly mess.  The peat will also then get properly wetted under the snow from the winter.  Next spring, plant as usual and be amazed at the awesomeness of your soil.

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Caution: Buried Wires

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Just when you feel cocky because you remembered to call diggers hotline… “Malibu”lights from the pre-solar days, plastic weed blocker, and rock mulch= a barberry (or seven) that didn’t come out this weekend.

On the upside, the hedge is looking better!

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Yes, for a mere fifty dollars, I am enjoying a new arbor vitae, to replace the tiny six inch one that was already in place. I bought a thujamuch less chance of splitting.

Now: where should the new viburnum go? And two more lilacs from daddy… And the hydrangeas…

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The simple things

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Sometimes nothing beats flowers from a great friend. Thanks A.S. for the beautiful double daffodils and tulip, it was such a sweet way to make my day!

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Weed trees

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Folks, if a tree starts growing in your garden bed, and you didn’t plant it, it is a weed. Dig it out. (see the horrible box elder (thanks c.r.), above.)

Although, I could keep it and make the bed into a Harry Potter bed.  Just kidding!

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The holding bed

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My new garden got off to a great start today… I planted everything in a temporary holding bed until I move in for real and have a chance to figure out where it should all go.
Lots to do!

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The Start of Another Great Garden

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Today I received the first shipment of plants for New House! I close on Friday, brilliantly, and I already have received 6 French lilacs, 6 Incrediball hydrangeas, Hosta ‘Empress Wu’ and ‘Blue Mammoth’.  They are currently residing in my garage, as I have nowhere else to go with them, as you would expect in a second/third floor condo.

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You may also notice that the hostas are living in a Zappos box.  As you can imagine, if you know me well, these are plentiful in my life.  And funnily enough I didn’t take any plastic containers when I left my former husband.  Quelle surprise, I know.

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I also have a V for Victory rose and a Victoria rhubarb. Coincidence, I promise.

I am so excited to get started planting, I think this will be a beautiful garden!

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